NEWS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW

MASTURBAT-A-THON.....YA, THAT'S RIGHT.

WOMAN STUCK ON TOILET SEAT....NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED

ANTI-STUPID PILLS (thanks SN for this one)

DOLPHIN BITES KID AT SEAWORLD
This I can understand....the dolphin probably thought....enuff is enuff

SEX STARVED WIFE ASKS POLICE FOR HELP

FIREFIGHTER DRYER PRANK PROBED

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