Friday, August 11, 2006

RUBBER DUCKY, YOU'RE THE ONE....


Condoleezza Rice Holds Bathtime Talks With Undersea Representatives



WASHINGTON, DC—Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice called developments "encouraging" on the first day of diplomatic talks with representatives from the underwater kingdom of Rubba Dubdub, which were held in the spacious bathtub of Rice's private D.C. residence on Monday.
If successful, the talks could pave the way toward normalized diplomatic relations with the magical country, and may eventually lead to trade liberalization, extradition treaties, cultural exchanges, and "a new era of bathtime fun for all," Rice said.

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